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Drummers In Uproar
- stick shakers fury at world wide diss-ing

The Razmo drummers official union, the Nominally Organisationally Independant Supremely Yogic Group for Intensely Thumping Skins ( N.O.I.S.Y.G.I.T.S ) are up in arms over the alleged diss-ing that they claim they received from the Razmo web site editor on the Personnel page.
The editor, Crazy Alien, had accurately stated that all drummers were so slack that Razmo had to have three of them just to have a decent chance of one of them turning up every week.	Smarmy Editor
The NOISYGITS took immediate offence to this and began rhythmically jumping up and down and making threatening gestures with their drum sticks.	Furious Drummers
The Mystery Guitar Player, when questioned about the NOISYGITS said "Yeah, you're right mate, they're slack and they're mad and they're too noisy. They should be put in a cage and at least three of them should have one arm tied behind their backs". ...And Someone should give them a dry slap."	Mystery Guitar Player
The NOISYGITS are now threatening strike action and a policy of social disobedience. When asked if he was worried about the possible strike action, Crazy Alien replied "No, mate. They're too slack to organise a strike."	Dave during meeting with drummers union